EuroBro Wondering When Government Will Stop Funding His Useless Startup
9:47 AM. Berlin.
Eurobro sips his third oat cortado of the morning.
The pitch deck’s been the same since 2021.
The ARR? Still theoretical.
But the government grant money?
Still hitting.
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